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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>BRAIN POISON</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @watsonwelch)</generator><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/</link><item><title>Someone should do an American Psycho music video to this song,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dOV5WXISM24&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dOV5WXISM24&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Someone should do an &lt;i&gt;American Psycho&lt;/i&gt; music video to this song, &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G29d6RDSK1c"&gt;like in that other video&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/434318895</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/434318895</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:31:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Well done, sir.
thedailywhat:

This Is Accurate, You Should...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" id="player" height="249" width="400"&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/player_cr.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashVars" value="demand_preroll=true&amp;ID=18156&amp;height=37&amp;demand_iconlink=http%3A//www.cracked.com/&amp;demand_preroll_source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/php/video/Pre-Roll1b_cr.swf&amp;TITLE=A%20Trailer%20for%20Every%20Academy%20Award%20Winning%20Movie%20Ever&amp;demand_report_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/update.aspx&amp;demand_autoplay=0&amp;DESC=&amp;demand_content_id=18156&amp;sitename=Cracked.com&amp;demand_page_url=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html&amp;v=2.2.3&amp;KEYWORDS=&amp;demand_content_sourcekey=cracked.com&amp;video_title=A%20Trailer%20for%20Every%20Academy%20Award%20Winning%20Movie%20Ever&amp;adPartner=Adap&amp;KEY=DemandMediacracked&amp;demand_show_replay=true&amp;demand_tracking=1&amp;ADAPTAG=BriTANicK&amp;demand_related=1&amp;skin=http%3A//cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/DMVideoPlayer/playerskin_cr.swf&amp;CATEGORIES=Movies%20%26%20TV&amp;COMPANION_DIV_ID=adaptv_ad_companion_div&amp;demand_related_feed=http%3A//www.cracked.com/video_related_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.xml&amp;source=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/4/1/19941_608X342.flv&amp;demand_iconurl=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/sites/cracked2/images/favicon.gif&amp;URL=http%3A//cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/videos/9/4/1/19941_608X342.flv&amp;demand_icontext=Watch%20more%20videos%20at%20Cracked.com%20America%27s%20only%20humor%20site." /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well done, sir.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/432647231/this-is-accurate-you-should-watch-it-of-the-day"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;This Is Accurate, You Should Watch It of the Day:&lt;/b&gt; Short blurb describing the video above as being a rather observant parody trailer in which actors self-referentially reenact many clichés often utilized by academy award-baiting films.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.cracked.com/video_18156_a-trailer-every-academy-award-winning-movie-ever.html"&gt;cracked&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/432888445</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/432888445</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:35:44 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Housing Maps</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.housingmaps.com/"&gt;Housing Maps&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;It’s as if someone cracked open my brain and asked me for the most useful thing I could possibly think of to help people find housing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/432850767</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/432850767</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 11:14:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Also: The Man in the Iron Mask.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw5riJUea1qanf80o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Also: &lt;i&gt;The Man in the Iron Mask&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/431452625</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/431452625</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:02:06 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Werner Herzog’s Bad New Bears. From this week’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw5o1SNxp1qanf80o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Werner Herzog’s &lt;i&gt;Bad New Bears&lt;/i&gt;. From this week’s &lt;a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/"&gt;Something Awful&lt;/a&gt; Photoshop Phriday.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/431448729</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/431448729</guid><pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:00:01 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>via brianlovesthis</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kys9yhrfnQ1qzofnzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://brianlovesthis.tumblr.com/post/427168410/take-that-bitch"&gt;brianlovesthis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/427259536</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/427259536</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:30:52 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Most people have heard of China’s one-child policy or know the preference in some societies..."</title><description>“Most people have heard of China’s one-child policy or know the preference in some societies for boys. But few appreciate how bad the problem is, or that it is rising. Killed, aborted or neglected, at least 100m girls have disappeared. Modernity has often made the problem worse: cheap ultrasound scans make it easier to detect the sex of a fetus; the trend towards smaller families makes it still more vital to make sure the children are boys. And the problem has spread beyond Asia. Opponents of abortion will see this as mass murder. But it poses ugly questions for everyone—not least because of the excess of men it is creating. China alone stands to have as many unmarried young men—bare branches, as they are known—as the entire population of young men in America.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.economist.com/opinion/displayStory.cfm?story_id=15606229&amp;source=hptextfeature"&gt;The Economist&lt;/a&gt;. Holy crap, China.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/426749066</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/426749066</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:36:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Looks like someone finally showed OK Go all those Pythagoras...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Looks like someone finally showed OK Go all those Pythagoras Switch videos.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/423910838</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/423910838</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:47:41 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Team David and Freddie’s second Mobile Explorer challenge...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://samsungexplorer.dxadevelopment.com/flash/video_player/player.swf" width="500" height="300" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="&amp;file=http://samsungexplorer.dxadevelopment.com/encoded/vid69.flv&amp;image=http://samsungexplorer.dxadevelopment.com/encoded/thumb69_5.jpg&amp;skin=http://samsungexplorer.dxadevelopment.com/flash/video_player/stylish.swf"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Team David and Freddie’s second Mobile Explorer challenge video at the Olympic Winter Games. We were asked to make a love song for Valentine’s Day. Yes, we were inspired by Journey’s “Separate Ways” music video. &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/samsungusa"&gt;Go vote for us here&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/392207968</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/392207968</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:26:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Valentine’s Day: It says “choo-choo-choose you,”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxusi6nRWD1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/389647083/valentines-day-it-says-choo-choo-choose-you"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Valentine’s Day: &lt;/b&gt;It says “choo-choo-choose you,” and there’s a picture of a train.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://fukung.net/v/24973/be40917192297c0856664807b8766c89.jpg"&gt;fukung&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/390322605</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/390322605</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:30:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>He never, ever disappoints.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxrng10DAN1qanf80o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;He never, ever disappoints.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/386771911</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/386771911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 22:02:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Travis Pitts: “LOLS”
I can has...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxnh9fCOyX1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/382642857/travis-pitts-lols-i-can-has-answers"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Travis Pitts:&lt;/b&gt; “&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zom-bot/4345007718/"&gt;LOLS&lt;/a&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can has answers?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/zom-bot/4345007718/"&gt;flickr&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/383887607</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/383887607</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 08:00:00 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/owGykVbfgUE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS.” (via @MaxGeiger)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/380310173</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/380310173</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:43:16 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>brianlovesthis:

theelephantschild:

shynessisnice:

ivebeendegau...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxijvgGBSo1qz5njko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://brianlovesthis.tumblr.com/post/378580723/theelephantschild-shynessisnice"&gt;brianlovesthis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theelephantschild.tumblr.com/post/378575355/shynessisnice"&gt;theelephantschild&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shynessisnice.tumblr.com/post/378493012/ivebeendegaussed-farchitecture-iheartmyart-thaithai"&gt;shynessisnice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ivebeendegaussed.tumblr.com/post/378485080/farchitecture-iheartmyart-thaithai"&gt;ivebeendegaussed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://farchitecture.tumblr.com/post/378482831/iheartmyart-thaithai"&gt;farchitecture&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://www.iheartmyart.com/post/378451047/thaithai-justojusto-peetypassion-jds"&gt;iheartmyart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://www.dailyjunkla.com/post/378448515/justojusto-peetypassion-jds-architects"&gt;thaithai&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;architecture turned into enjoyment and participation.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;instead of contemplating the void of the &lt;a href="http://www.guggenheim.org/"&gt;guggenheim museum&lt;/a&gt;’s central space, &lt;a href="http://www.jdsarchitects.com/"&gt;JDS architects&lt;/a&gt; have proposed an experience which sees a trampoline net spiraling down the institution’s rotunda. this idea plays on frank lloyd wright’s original scenography for the guggenheim in which he envisioned patrons visiting the exhibition from the top, downwards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oh my God.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s pretty awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This would’ve made &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyaAuRYNuS0"&gt;that shootout scene from &lt;/a&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyaAuRYNuS0"&gt;The International&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; even more awesome.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/378760818</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/378760818</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:38:31 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Taco Bell’s dignified, posthumous tribute to its founder...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxeazu3Ifm1qanf80o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tacobell.com/"&gt;Taco Bell’s dignified, posthumous tribute to its founder&lt;/a&gt; (via @5sf).&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/373169030</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/373169030</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:04:42 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"‘Well, I’ve got a kid now who is better than all of them and he’s in Delaware. You..."</title><description>“‘Well, I’ve got a kid now who is better than all of them and he’s in Delaware. You gotta take a look at him.’&lt;br/&gt;
Clarkson then directed Kiffin to a video of Sills that is making the rounds on YouTube.&lt;br/&gt;
Kiffin watched it and called him back immediately.&lt;br/&gt;
‘He was like, ‘This kid is incredible. How old is he again?’&lt;br/&gt;
‘I was like, ‘That’s the problem, he’s 13.’ ‘”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/news/story?id=4888515"&gt;In a bold new strategy, USC has decided to start recruiting 13 year-olds for its football team off YouTube.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/373015269</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/373015269</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:21:04 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Nic Cage as Afghan Girl</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdy32I0GR1qanf80o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/"&gt;Nic Cage as Afghan Girl&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/372780401</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/372780401</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:25:49 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>“Dependin on the day, and depending on what I ate /...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ScPoBEFl1Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6ScPoBEFl1Y&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Dependin on the day, and depending on what I ate / I’m anywhere from 20 to 35 pounds over weight.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Forest Whitiker” by Brother Ali.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/371103515</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/371103515</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:46:14 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title> 
 

Werner Herzog Reads “Mike Mulligan And His Steam...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Z1R5vDG2Tg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-Z1R5vDG2Tg&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt; &lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Werner Herzog Reads “Mike Mulligan And His Steam Shovel”&lt;/i&gt; the thrilling sequel to &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T8y5EPv6Y8"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Werner Herzog Reads “Curious George.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/369120486</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/369120486</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:13:08 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>"Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)" by Team Teamwork</title><description>&lt;a href="http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/track/jay-z-no-hook-meeting-the-owl"&gt;"Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)" by Team Teamwork&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;From &lt;i&gt;The Ocarina of Rhyme.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/367827310</link><guid>http://tumblr.watsonwelch.com/post/367827310</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:16:29 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
